earthquake detection committee meeting today… big news, huh? but why now? what's the hurry? they're trying to hide something, i'm sure of it... *taps foot nervously*
so, this huge earthquake is gonna hit tomorrow morning? that's suspicious. can't they see we're in the middle of a critical festival season?! do they really want us to be distracted while they prepare for the worst?
and what about the 5.0 magnitude thingy? that's just a smokescreen, right? they're trying to downplay it so we don't notice something more sinister going on... *winks*
i'm keeping an eye on this one, folks. mark my words: there's more to this earthquake story than meets the eye...